I used to be Dark and Twisty, but now I am more Bright and Shiny than anyone would have expected.
I just want everyone to know that I really really really love my boy.

Like a lot.
Making my Sims work out is the same as me working out, right?
(via universityweightloss)
My hedgie reminds me of Stuart Little 😂 #Karma #hedgehog #bathtime#photoshoot
have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly
(via meetmeontheroadsidee)
So give me hope in the darkness that I will see the light
Cause oh they gave me such a fright
And I will hold on with all of my might
Just promise me that we’ll be alright
But the ghosts that we knew will flicker from view
And we’ll live a long lifeMany thanks to repmet for advice on this! :)
(via themarycrawleyshow)
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
penis is lyf
(Source: lickystickypickyshe, via theyellowbrickraod)
yo birds make less sense than cats
(Source: sirhootsalot, via ihavelostmyselfagainn)
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY